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Offline TwoCrows

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Alien Invasion Survival Handbook
« on: April 26, 2010, 03:41:55 AM »
Just in case you don't feel prepared for the mass landings of the saucers there's a manual to help:

The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook

Includes how to avoid UFO hotspots (but we want to find those) how to pilot a stolen saucer and of course a combat section showing alien weak points.  This of course is focused on the grays.  Did you know those scrawny little necks are fragile?  Oh, and eye gouging is especially effective agains them.

Hey, we can't be serious 100% of the time! :D

Offline Omeron

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Re: Alien Invasion Survival Handbook
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2012, 11:09:55 PM »
this will go great with my zombie survial handbook.
cant be too safe, never know maybe zombie aliens doing disco to the BeeGees.

"brains, brains we're here to probe for brians'' all while dancing to staying alive in faling apart polyester suits and gold chains anal probe in one hand.

Yes I am a very sick individual thank you.   :D